Heidi Montag’s (oh wait Pratt - vom in my mouth) performance of her song “Body Language” at the Miss Universe pageant Sunday night has now validated the fact that all beauty pageants should be boycotted. Who the hell thought it was a good idea to book her? She must have connections to Trump and honed in on his shitaceous taste. The hostess of the show even called Heidi a celebrity. If you’re really a celebrity, why do you need to be introduced as one? Could they not get someone else? And who the hell taught Heidi how to dance? I was doing those moves in hip-hop class when I was five. Seriously, she looks like a spazed out JV cheerleader or the drunk chick who decided to pole dance in the middle of the boat party I went to last week… Even Brit Brit trashed out of her mind with ripped fish nets and a skimpy outfit would be a zillion times better than this train wreck. Really! Ew. Not to mention the costume she’s wearing is pretty damn fugs and doesn’t even fit her. I guess, at least, her eye makeup looks good. Watch the performance, but be forewarned, it’s not pretty. Oh and news flash Heidi, you’re not and never will be the next big pop star.
In the infamous words of someone who submitted a text to www.textsfromlastnight.com: (“270): I’m tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I’m not talking about the Sean Kingston song”.
P.s. I have another bone to pick with the Miss Universe Pageant. Why is Miss USA BLONDE 90% of the time? We need a latina lady or someone with some color representing America. This is just bullshit.
